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Director Aanand L. Rai’s latest offering Tanu Weds Manu Returns is winning hearts across the nation and has already been declared a super hit. The movie is not only earning rave reviews because of its lead star cast’s power packed performance and strong story but also because of its whistle-worthy, humorous dialogues.

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1) Tanu – ” Dr Saheb is aadmi ne meri Zindagi jhand kar     rkhi hai “

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2) Manu – ” Kya sex sex  aakhri baar 2013 mein hua tha woh  bhi bhai duj ke din “

 

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 3) Tanu- ” Adrak ho gya hai yeh aadmi kahin se bhi badh     rha hai”

      Manu –  ” Shaadi se pehle toh kya Hritik Roshan tha “

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4) Tanu – ” Na koi personality na koi sense of humor “

    Manu- ” To phir raju srivastav se hi  kar leti shaadi”

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5)  Manu- ” AAdmi hoon mein lighter nhi – spark nhi hai “

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6) Datto – ” Thari lugayi lage toh maare jaisi par mein thari
lugayi na su, mara naam hai Kumari Kusum Sangwan, yo mari saheli Pinky, hum Ramjas college Dilli university mein padon su, sports quotey te admission liya, national level ki athletes su, jila Jhajjar 124507,aur phone number mein dou ko na “

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7) Datto – ” jab kahin jana nhi toh bas ke dhakke khane se kya faydaa ? “

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8) Raja Awasthi- ” saala original bhi whi rakhe aur                    dublicate bhi “

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9) Raja Awasthi -” Yahan ek baar ghodhi pe chadhna
naseeb nahi hua, ye saley to ghodhe pe hi ghoom rahe hai tabse “

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10) Raja Awasthi – ” ho gye ham hairan ki phir se hamara kata hai “

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11) Paayal- ” Yeh log mardangi bhi toh sperm count se naapte hain ! Ego Hurt ho jayega “

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12) Chintu- ” Bhaiyya hum kandha! Ek biradari hoti hai na laundo ki, hum tab aatey hai jab kanya bahut udaas hoti hai

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13) Chintoo – “Hum kya sirf Hero Honda aur ek liter petrol” they apke liye jo chodh-chodh ke aatey they Raja Awasthi ke paas? “

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14) Datto’s brother : ” Tau tu kya dinosaur ki biradri kas hai jo teri chori ka byaah kahin aur ho jawega to khatam ho jaoge saare “

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15) Tanu – ” Awasthi ji apne to kaha tha ki mere jaisi
lagti hai Reebok nahi to Rebukey hi sahi “

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16) Tanu: ” Wah sharmaji hum thodhey bewafaah kya huey, aap to badchalan hogaye “

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