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1) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:  “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing

 

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2) You’re at a party with bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry Him.” – That’s Advertising

 

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 3) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say. “ Hi, I’m very rich – Marry me ” – That’s Telemarketing

 

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4) You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you Marry Me? ” – That’s Public Relations

 

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5)  You’re at party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry me? “- That’s Brand Recognition

 

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6)  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry Me! she gives you a nice hard slap on your face” – That’s customer feedback

 

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7)  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband “- That’s demand supply gap

 

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8)  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me? and she goes with him ” – That’s competition eating your market share

 

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9) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I ‘m rich, Marry me!  Your wife arrives “- That’s restriction for entering new markets

 

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Amit Ranjan is the co-founder of socialbloop. He has worked for companies like TravelTriangle and e-gmat. He loves to help companies grow their revenues by increasing relevant website traffic.

Amit is a graduate of IIM Indore and IIT BHU.